I co-wrote these news bits. I wrote them in one day while simultaneously making deliveries at Edible Arrangements. They ran out of time to film all the clips I had in mind, and I cannot take credit for the chupacabra bits - the production team that day came up with that on the spot. Brilliant!!
My favorite joke in all of them was the joke about the city of Cumming. I should also mention that I wrote one clip that included a quote from an eyewitness to a zombie biting saying, "hide yo kids, hide yo wife! They be biting everyone up in here!"